The TSA has finally updated their list of prohibited items. It’s good news for snow globe fans and boy scouts, but bad news for cricket players.
Taco Bell made its customers wait a whole extra day to try their new Doritos Cool Ranch tacos. And we’ve never been more angry in our life.
Kim, Bro, we need to talk. Dude, I know you’re feeling a bit insecure in your masculinity, but come on. These empty threats of preemptive nuclear attacks is just making you look even more impotent than your dumpling-shaped body and Depeche Mode haircut. It’s time for some real-talk. Bro-style.
Are you lucky enough to work from home? We’ve got some handy tips for you! And may God have mercy on your soul.
All of us at the Despair, Inc. office have just discovered an unlikely hero: legendary basketball coach Bobby Knight, who is mostly known for his hilariously explosive temper. I mean, how could we not love the guy who wrote this…
A recent post at Entrepreneur.com considers the Top 10 Successories Motivational Posters of All Time. After we put away our sick bags, we decided to reply to it, with our semi-scientific list of the Top 13 Demotivators® of all time.
We’ll be honest: this is not the last time you’re going to read about John Prine on this website. Not only is he possibly the one living songwriter of his generation whose songwriting brilliance could approach Bob Dylan, he’s an über-pessimist…
Are you worried that the sequester will turn America into a nightmarish post-apocalyptic hellscape? Well, you should be.
Little House on the Prairie. When it was good, it was peerless. When it was bad, doubly-so. And when it was scary, it was ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING.
Researchers used Twitter to determine the saddest cities in the USA. Great job, Beaumont! Good to see we’re not the only ones bringing despair to the Lone Star State!