The summer of ’87. World population reached five billion people. Ronald Reagan challenged Gorbachev to tear down the Wall. The Harmonic Convergence ushered in a new era of universal peace and brotherly love. And in Texas, thousands of teenagers were being thrown into for-profit psychiatric hospitals, put on antipsychotic meds, and kept there until their family insurance ran out. I had the good luck to be one of them.
Hey folks, did you miss us? Too bad, we’re back anyway, and we’ll be blogging daily again from here on out, now that we’ve put that pesky matter of a certain assassination behind us! And now that we’re back, we’re…
The Detective is YOU, a brilliant kid detective! The Victim is JFK, the President of the United States! But the mystery is UTTERLY UNSOLVABLE!
After years of development, of false starts, aborted launches, and other self-inflicted mishaps, our most cynically brilliant adventure is about to begin.
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We don’t mean to sound alarmist, but you will almost definitely die at the hands of killer robots. Heads up!
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One of the great things about writing for a humorous current events blog is that there’s always great material. There’s just no end to hilarious stories in the news, ready to be satirized. Take last week, for example! There was,…
The Pessimist’s guide to dealing with the corporate types you know and barely tolerate. Because they’re not going away, however much you might pray for it.
Creative types: pretty much every office has at least one. You might not even realize it, but it’s a sure thing that at least one of your coworkers is working on a novel, maybe trying to write a screenplay, or…