Dreading the boredom and widespread corruption of the Sochi Olympics? Try our drinking game! It’s more fun than watching curling! (Everything is!)
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You probably think that the online contrarian thinkpiece represents a new low in journalism: a dispensable, reactionary quasi-essay written by a condescending know-it-all, and published by a magazine desperate for web traffic. Well, guess what? You’re wrong, you stupid idiot.…
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The Internet isn’t a place for reasonable discussions. It’s a place for incoherent, fiery rage. And with these helpful tips, YOU WILL DOMINATE IT.
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Many of us have worked with or for individuals who have confidence in wild disproportion to their actual talent.
While the world cowers in fear at the prospect that Bangladeshis may have 20 feet more floodwater to surf on in 2100, I’m worried about more pressing matters. Here’s the four things that terrify me more than Global Warming…
The summer of ’87. World population reached five billion people. Ronald Reagan challenged Gorbachev to tear down the Wall. The Harmonic Convergence ushered in a new era of universal peace and brotherly love. And in Texas, thousands of teenagers were being thrown into for-profit psychiatric hospitals, put on antipsychotic meds, and kept there until their family insurance ran out. I had the good luck to be one of them.
What jobs will remain after America turns into a post-apocalyptic shell of its former self? Here are five dying careers for the smart job seeker to avoid.