Expecting the worst. Never disappointed.
The Pessimist™ is a daily journal of news, views and miscellany from Despair, Inc.
(Don’t know who Despair is? We invented the Demotivational Poster, among other things.)
We offer realtime insights into select news of the day, whether corporate, political or cultural. We also feature essays, reviews, and arcana of interest to like-minded geniuses. You can learn more about us here. Or buy our products here. Or not. Whatever.